SLICE OF BREAD with SMILEY FACE SMILES MCBREAD

It happened to me one morning.I woke up did my thing and went into the kitchen to make my lunch. I got out my organic peanut butter and low sugar grape jelly( i am turning 40 this year trying to change my diet, but thats another story for another time). Then I got my knife and looked for the bread... I grabbed the bread untwisted the tie and grabbed 2 pieces of bread i layed them out and looked at them just before i could have covered the poor little guy and there he was looking back at me with that cute little smile...I WAS FREAKED!!!!!!!!!!!!....I thought WOW how cool is this....Its not G-d but I thought this is definitely a good sign....

OK this how it was Baked i have not altered this in any way. This is the way it came out of the bag i bought at the grocery store..

THE BREAD HAS BEEN STORED IN THE FREEZER AND I WOULD ASSUME IS UN EATABLE..BUT ONCE PURCHASED YOU MAY DO AS YOU PLEASE OF COURSE. THIS ITEM IS BEING OFFERED OTHER PLACES SO I RETAIN THE RIGHT TO END THE AUCTION EARLY. PEOPLE WHO HAVE 0 FEEDBACK MUST EMAIL ME FIRST. ALTHOUGH THIS ITEM MAYBE SILLY THIS AUCTION IS SERIOUS. I USUALLY DO TAKE RETURNS BUT THIS IS A FINAL SALE NO RETURN AUCTION.

Current Bids: 9
Price at US $202.50 :)

~~~~~~DEFORMED TEDDY GRAHAM NEEDS A GOOD HOME~~~~~

After ariving home after a trip to the store, I opened a new box of Teddy Grahams to give to my kids for an afternoon snack. This little guy was the first one that I pulled out of the box and couldn't bare to feed him to my children, but if he stays here he is bound to get gobbled up!!!

I decided to list him here on ebay and give him a good home. In turn I hope this will help get my family a good home as well. I am a stay at home mother of 3 beautiful children. I have a tween, a toddler, and an infant. My husband works very hard every day at giving us a good life but because we have three little ones it is often hard to make ends meet and with daycare prices and gas so high I had to leave my job. :( We have been renting the house we live in now for almost 2 years. The rent is great! But we have to spend hundreds of dollars in gas a month because we live so far out in the country and the propane prices are killing us! There were a couple of times this winter that we had to go without heat because we couldn't afford the propane. Thank goodness winter is over! I really don't want to have to put my kids through another so please consider giving this little deformed Teddy Graham a good home so that we can give our children a good home as well.

Thank you!

Shannon

Asking price $100,000 ...no bids yet

The Great Illinois Corn Flake

This is a great opportunity to own a frosted corn flake shaped like the great state of Illinois! This frosted corn flake was pulled out of a box of Kellogg's Frosted Flakes and has undergone no alterations to is shape or appearance. It's uncanny resemblance is completely natural!

The corn flake is larger than your average flake, measuring about 2 inches in length and 1 3/8 inches in width, and is just lightly frosted. Its large size adds impact to its unusual shape.

This is a must have item for any Illinois lover, collector of food lookalikes, or anyone who desires a unique conversation item!

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Current Bids: 95

$201,100.00

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